fic where Steve keeps pretending he doesn’t get references just so that he can (a) troll everybody into explaining ridiculous shit (b) call out people’s bullshit when they try to cover it up with quotes/references (c) be the dry-witted “I’ve knocked out Hitler over 200 times”/”on your left” asshole he was always meant to be
i like how when black widow takes a shower or wets her hair or whatever at falcon’s place her hair’s all wavy but she later has ruler straight hair, like does falcon own a straightener just to make his guests comfortable because that’s lovely
seba-stan ‘s tumblr brings me joy.
they wanted Bucky in a pony tail.
i wanted Bucky in a pony tail.
so here is Bucky in a pony tail.
please do not steal or repost!
"Stardate 157… uh, probably. Crew, this is Captain Rogers speaking and I just wanted to say… I love you all so much and you’re doing a swell job and we’re just the best damned starship this side of the Virgo Cluster—"
"Bucky, get out of my chair," Steve says, tipping the captain’s seat and effectively shutting Bucky up as he tumbles to the floor. "And I don’t talk like that."
relationship tip #2: look deeply into his eyes and whisper ‘i’m with you till the end of the line’ and th- fuck. fuckiing mother fucking shit . this was supposed to be a joke i was trying to make a joke but now im crying fucking s hIT i fucked up i fuckedu p i fUCKED
Yelling winter is coming during climax because you are bucky barnes
SO HAS EVERYONE SEEN THE MARVEL ONE-SHOT AGENT CARTER, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN’T, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DO SO
Peggy Carter is my queen.
I’m suddenly struck with how if you remove the subtitles this just looks like a vintage anonymous hookup in a gay bar
with the subtitles it looks like a vintage hookup in a gay bar
ok, idk how easy this is to read but since everyone is discussing dates, i went to the movie to check. this is steve’s rejection from the beginning, his birthday is in the upper right corner and there’s ANOTHEr date in the lower left which I think is supposed to be a today’s date kind of thing and it looks to be June 14 1943
so there we go, steve enlists in mid 1943
How interesting that you would mention this, because I’ve recently been thinking he didn’t enlist. His serial number, which he’s heard muttering when Steve comes to rescue him, starts “32557.”
According to this fabulous WWII serial number generator, an enlisted man from New York should have a serial number starting with the numbers “12.”
A New York man with a serial number starting with “32”? Drafted. What we may be dealing with here is a Bucky who didn’t choose to go to war but was instead compelled to do so versus a Steve who is desperate to get in. I think it opens up a lot of different and interesting storylines for the two of them.
There’s been some great meta/discussion about this in the last couple days, which I think is great.
Makes you wonder if Bucky got the draft, and then, knowing how Steve felt about things, told his best buddy he was “enlisting.” Because how do you face this skinny, brave idiot who just won’t stop trying to volunteer that you wouldn’t be going if you didn’t have to?
bucky receiving conscription notice
bucky desperately trying to apply for conscientious objector status so he can stay home and look out for steve
bucky being rejected and told to report to basic training no later than tomorrow at seven am
bucky swaggering in, throwing an arm around steve’s shoulders, telling him he enlisted to fight the nazis, trying to ignore the way that steve’s face falls when he hears the news
look im not saying that kissing bucky would have restored all his memories im just saying steve could have at least tried
Sebastian and his big adventure of press conference regrets [x]
Do you remember what happend last year?funny times..^^
My icon is now officially making a longing face at cripplingselfdoubt's.
This is how I imagine Steve and Sam in 10 years